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Join the Battle Against the Bladeless Swiss Army Knife! Dear Swiss Club Members, friends and guests, We need to rally together like the valiant Eidgenossen of old to stop the madness that has befallen our beloved Swiss Army knife! In a move that defies all logic and tradition, Victorinox has introduced a bladeless Swiss Army knife, the Jetsetter . Yes, you read that right – a Swiss Army knife without a blade. The very thought is enough to make any true Swiss soul shudder! Now, I know what you might be thinking: "Isn't a Swiss Army knife without a blade like fondue without the cheese or yodeling without the mountains?" Indeed, it is! But here we are, faced with a sleek and slim profiled piece of equipment that's gone rogue. The Jetsetter boasts functionality such as scissors and a screwdriver, and claims to "go everywhere you do." Well, I suppose that's true if you're headed to a place where actual cutting isn't required. But let's be honest,

## Beyond Expression to Rock the Swiss National Day! Get ready for an unforgettable night of music and Swiss spirit as Beyond Expression takes the stage at The Enderun in BGC this Swiss National Day! This incredibly talented band is set to deliver a mind-blowing performance that spans from the golden era of Elvis Presley to today's hottest hits.  Imagine swaying to the rhythm of classic rock legends while sipping on a refreshing Swiss beer, well it's Weihen Stephans goodness... It's a match made in heaven! We can't wait to hear their take on timeless classics like "Hound Dog" and "Jailhouse Rock," mixed with modern anthems that will make you dance the night away.  **What songs are you hoping to hear from Beyond Expression?** Let's create a dream setlist together! Share your must-have tracks and let's build the ultimate Swiss National Day playlist. We're also curious about your suggestions for Swiss-inspired songs that could add a unique t

## Strike it Rich: A Night of Bowling Bliss at The Palms Last Saturday night, The Palms Country Club in Alabang transformed into a lively bowling alley as 16 eager participants gathered for a night of friendly competition and pure fun. The air was thick with anticipation as the bowling balls made their way down the lanes, accompanied by cheers, laughter, and the occasional gasp. Max, a self-proclaimed semi-professional bowler, quickly asserted his dominance, leaving his opponents in awe of his skills. Peter, a worthy contender, started off a bit shaky but found his groove midway through, sending the bowling pins flying with impressive force. Despite Peter's valiant effort, Max ultimately emerged victorious, much to the amusement of Markus Helber, who had already prepared a celebratory bottle of wine with Max's name on it. A truly unexpected and hilarious touch! The female participants were an absolute force to be reckoned with, their enthusiasm contagious. The bowling alley ech

Swiss limit tourist access in bid to bring back edelweiss Edelweiss in Crisis! Switzerland's stunning landscapes are under siege by selfie-obsessed tourists. Our beloved edelweiss is disappearing faster than Swiss chocolate! It's time for us Swiss Club members to step up and be the eco-warriors of the Alps. Let's show the world that we can enjoy Switzerland's beauty without destroying it. Remember, a selfie won't last, but the edelweiss might. Share Imogen Foulkes BBC News in Bern Andia/Universal Images Group Riffelsee has become a magnet for tourists in search of the perfect picture One of Switzerland's most stunning spots has become the latest to try to limit tourist access, in a bid to protect the environment from becoming overrun by Instagrammers. Above the famous resort of Zermatt, the Riffelsee lake is more than picture perfect. Not only can you see the iconic Matterhorn in all its glory, you can capture its reflection in the glacial waters of the lake. I

Roche to the Rescue: A Swiss Remedy for Enderun's Culinary Extravaganza Swiss Day at Enderun is shaping up to be a gastronomic battlefield, with Chef Thomas Wenger's culinary buffet promising to be a Swiss Army knife of deliciousness. But fear not, overindulgent Swiss patrons! Roche is on a mission to develop a weight-loss drug just in time to counteract the potential effects of Wenger's rumored "Fondue-Adobo" revolution. Looks like we can eat, drink, and be merry without worrying about the morning after – at least, not for long. (editorial by Lorenz)  Roche wants to bring weight loss drugs to market quickly Roche wants to bring slimming drugs to market quickly Keystone-SDA Listen to the article Toggle language selector Share The Swiss pharmaceutical company wants to speed up the development of its drugs against diabetes and obesity. This content was published on July 29, 2024 - 09:33 2 minutes Keystone-SDA Other language: 1 Roche CEO Thomas Schinecker told the &