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Join the Battle Against the Bladeless Swiss Army Knife! Dear Swiss Club Members, friends and guests, We need to rally together like the valiant Eidgenossen of old to stop the madness that has befallen our beloved Swiss Army knife! In a move that defies all logic and tradition, Victorinox has introduced a bladeless Swiss Army knife, the Jetsetter . Yes, you read that right – a Swiss Army knife without a blade. The very thought is enough to make any true Swiss soul shudder! Now, I know what you might be thinking: "Isn't a Swiss Army knife without a blade like fondue without the cheese or yodeling without the mountains?" Indeed, it is! But here we are, faced with a sleek and slim profiled piece of equipment that's gone rogue. The Jetsetter boasts functionality such as scissors and a screwdriver, and claims to "go everywhere you do." Well, I suppose that's true if you're headed to a place where actual cutting isn't required. But let's be honest,

## Beyond Expression to Rock the Swiss National Day! Get ready for an unforgettable night of music and Swiss spirit as Beyond Expression takes the stage at The Enderun in BGC this Swiss National Day! This incredibly talented band is set to deliver a mind-blowing performance that spans from the golden era of Elvis Presley to today's hottest hits.  Imagine swaying to the rhythm of classic rock legends while sipping on a refreshing Swiss beer, well it's Weihen Stephans goodness... It's a match made in heaven! We can't wait to hear their take on timeless classics like "Hound Dog" and "Jailhouse Rock," mixed with modern anthems that will make you dance the night away.  **What songs are you hoping to hear from Beyond Expression?** Let's create a dream setlist together! Share your must-have tracks and let's build the ultimate Swiss National Day playlist. We're also curious about your suggestions for Swiss-inspired songs that could add a unique t