Join the Battle Against the Bladeless Swiss Army Knife! Dear Swiss Club Members, friends and guests, We need to rally together like the valiant Eidgenossen of old to stop the madness that has befallen our beloved Swiss Army knife! In a move that defies all logic and tradition, Victorinox has introduced a bladeless Swiss Army knife, the Jetsetter . Yes, you read that right – a Swiss Army knife without a blade. The very thought is enough to make any true Swiss soul shudder! Now, I know what you might be thinking: "Isn't a Swiss Army knife without a blade like fondue without the cheese or yodeling without the mountains?" Indeed, it is! But here we are, faced with a sleek and slim profiled piece of equipment that's gone rogue. The Jetsetter boasts functionality such as scissors and a screwdriver, and claims to "go everywhere you do." Well, I suppose that's true if you're headed to a place where actual cutting isn't required. But let's be honest, ...
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